Unappreciation Segregation: Tyler's To The Left, Please

A few nights ago, a delicate fusion of sugar, spice, everything nice, and whatever creative juices were flowing from my brain lobes at 2 in the mornin' were rather forcefully thrown into the mixing bowl by Iron Chef Ashley and her assistant, Alice the Apple Annihilator. The product? A tastefully snarky letter o' resignation - to be mailed to Tyler, stamped with my return address, and ultimately concerned the (now sugar-coated) future of my partner in crime, Alice.

If some of you plan to travel to numerous blogs in search of Tyler's response to the little beaut above, I - one blogger who is fully aware of the extreme levels of nosiness of some of you stardollians - shall verbally thrust my palm into your noses in effort to prevent senseless clicking. You can search for hours, but trying to find this comment on a blog is like trying to dig up Jesus' sandles in the desert: absolutely pointless. No, I am not doubting the skills of all you gossip search n' rescue teams - the comment simply doesn't exist. You see, Alice and I originally planned to send this message to Tyler via the comment section of his blog, but we clearly underestimated the brain power of Ty the Trickster in doing so; as it turns out, the lil' booger enabled the 'comment moderation' application. So, I improvised, and here it is.
Now that Alice has left the key to her jail cell on Tyler the tyrant's doormat and shouted out a big 'hoorah' for freedom's sake, she has made the all-important decision to grab her very own, sparkly, diamond-studded key from TSC's employee drawer and join the squad!
I could spend hours trying to conjure up the perfect slur of words to express my happiness, but even if I did, my proclamation of joy for Alice's arrival would be an understatement. Alice is, in a word, insane. In two words, insanely amazing. When it comes to her skills as a graphic artist, I prefer to use the latter of the two statements! Alice and I are currently spitballin' ideas for the blog - notes for a new theme, layout, and banner are currently clogging our virtual trashcans - and we cannot and simply will not spill the beans on this one! I will tell you this, though; Alice sent me a banner-related picture earlier today, and it's incomparable amazingness nearly knocked out of my office chair.
Expect the unexpected.
-Ashley Taylor